Saturday, November 27, 2021 20:19

Pills of March

  • After I read in a show-window “zipper dress” (freely translated, zipper skirt, perhaps; romanian word play: “dres” also means “tights”), I found some advice on an online store: “To complete a glamour outfit, try the combination of oversized jeans with a pair of slippers”. I’m really glad that mud or fishing boots are not yet “trending”. Straight sheepy glamour, mon cher.
  • The studies of British researchers (riiiight!) showed that a conversation with a stranger produces more happiness than using a mobile phone. You don’t say! I would have never imagined! But let’s be serious! Who would give happiness over communication?!
  • I read a bunch of ads in my life, and of advertisements, thank God, we’re all tired. And precisely when I thought nothing can surprise me anymore, I read on an ad website: “Urgent for sale Nokia 6303, Nokia 6100 new, sealed and with warranty, starting from 190 RON to 110 RON, or exchange with watchdog or brandy or goats.” I do not buy! If there was on exchange of wives, maybe i would have considered it. However, I’m still kneading my mind about how many phones amounts to a goat. I’m talking about the animal, not the…
  • It’s 5:30 in the morning, I feel sleepy and I’m waiting for the subway. Not in the best shape, by far. Beside me, a little girl talks like from a book: “The secret is to never be negative. If you’re saying to yourself that you will not make it, clearly, you will succeed nothing!”, says she in a wise voice to her little brother. I do not know why I felt clearly that the girl spoke, actually, to me.
  • Let’s talk about sex (bonus on offer for those who had the patience to read this far): scientists (probably still British, I think, after the scientific importance of the discovery made) were amazed at the sexual behavior of spiders. Apparently, depending on the species or personality (yes, it seems that they have that too), females choose their partners by the color of their web, sometimes they eat them before or instead of sex, others mate with the first one to arrive, or just when they are temporarily unconscious. So, its exactly like for humans…
  • And to conclude with sex, researchers have discovered that a species of rodent in Australia is endangered, making sex out of pleasure to exhaustion. A little bit more above, in China, pandas disappear as a species because of lack of sexual desire. From where it can be seen that the boring moderate routine ensures survival…

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